When Inanimate Objects Attack!
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Re: When Inanimate Objects Attack!
by Guest Wed May 01, 2013 10:39 am
Not attacked but that's maybe cos I treat my plugs and dishes with kindness.
But rope and cable!
When I'm finished with them I roll them up neatly and put them away.
Next time I come to use them they have gotten themselves all tied up in knots ... you can see they've been writhing and thrashing about madly and got themselves in a right old tangle.
But rope and cable!
When I'm finished with them I roll them up neatly and put them away.
Next time I come to use them they have gotten themselves all tied up in knots ... you can see they've been writhing and thrashing about madly and got themselves in a right old tangle.
Last edited by jackb on Wed May 01, 2013 11:01 am; edited 1 time in total
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Re: When Inanimate Objects Attack!
by Guest Wed May 01, 2013 5:56 pm
They also form alliances in order to wreck more damage in the subsequent attack. The most vicious being the deadly garden hose which has slithered and looped in a perfect position to trip you up into the waiting thorns of the rose bushes.......jackb wrote:Not attacked but that's maybe cos I treat my plugs and dishes with kindness.
But rope and cable!
When I'm finished with them I roll them up neatly and put them away.
Next time I come to use them they have gotten themselves all tied up in knots ... you can see they've been writhing and thrashing about madly and got themselves in a right old tangle.
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Re: When Inanimate Objects Attack!
by Mama kaz Wed May 01, 2013 6:03 pm
Sitting nice an peaceful a my friend's two days ago, the cup of hot black tea jumped in my hand, spilling it over my knee, fecking hot it was too... It had to be the cup I didn't even move 
My cables are the same doesn't matter how you put them neat they just always knot to hell!
The kitchen cupboards, the food ones...the stuff hides from me there, doesn't matter if I looked at say the curry powder the day before, as soon as I need it its vanished!
My cables are the same doesn't matter how you put them neat they just always knot to hell!
The kitchen cupboards, the food ones...the stuff hides from me there, doesn't matter if I looked at say the curry powder the day before, as soon as I need it its vanished!
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Re: When Inanimate Objects Attack!
by Ali Wed May 01, 2013 7:25 pm
When I was younger and at boarding school a paving slab in the cellar jumped up to deliberately trip me up causing me to hit my face on some stone steps and break my nose and front teeth.
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